Once again YOUR Host of Hosts and Paragon of Virtue has returned to enlighten all whom may come in contact with these spoken words. So with that being said:

Can some one tell me for the love of Pope why cable television channels like FX bleep out foul language from their programs, but shows like Family Guy on regular TV uses foul language all the time? Don't make me start on BET. They took out simple curse words from the movie Color Purple (Which really ruined certain parts for Pope) only to be followed by those darn music videos that has every curse word imaginable in it...Geesh!

Did anyone see the lil 10yr old kid on Jimmy Kimmel who was weirdly in love with vacuum cleaners? No seriously, they blindfolded the kid, had five different vacuum cleaners on stage, and as they would turn one of the vacuums on, the boy would identify the make and model of it just by the sound alone. His birthday was a couple of days away, guess what he wanted for his birthday? That's right, A VACUUM CLEANER. A Bissell at that! Good Gawd, I bet mom's happy huh?

How bout dem Gators? Hope Tim Tebow can recover and not be affected long term by his concussion. Trust me, Pope knows how that feels.

Speaking of football, how bout Brett Favre? Man, he reminds me of Ric Flair, or is it Bret Hart? Anyways, The man's craft ages gracefully!Still one of the absolute best, if not THE BEST Quarterback on the field. Go Favre!

I've heard of the Car making the person, but can a person make the Car? Apparently so, cause as YOUR Pope was driving on the highway, he was riding alongside of a nice and clean looking black Dodge Charger. As Pope was closing the gap, he noticed beautiful flowing locks in the front seat, Pope was like, "Man, this chick is..." and right when Pope was about to finish his thought, as Pope finally closed the gap, Pope was like OMG!!! All Pope's gonna say is, I no longer like black Dodge Chargers!

Top 5 answers on the board, 1 answer remain; for 20,000 dollars and the chance to play the speed round, name something that gets buried? A pipe? X...An old shoe? XX. Two strikes, one more and they get a chance to steal the bank. Something that gets buried? A pipe? XXX. Seriously, does it comes at any surprise to any why this show gets canceled every couple of years? Where do they find these clueless people (Who are often lawyers and doctors families)! I bet the dumb families ended up feuding for real when they go home a loser and blame one another for giving the wrong answer.

(**(H_(GH_S(HG...()GH()HW(HW...^*%(%$F#&_TF&...*%*)&W)*&F) Translation? 2 old sea hags in line at Wally World, in Orlando arguing over a spot in line. One was in the Hoveround and threatened tried to run the other over. HA!

Did you know that Danny Glover will the Black President in the movie 2012? Seriously, so it actually took HISTORY to happen, for history to HAPPEN!?

BBP in the sky help us all. They're making another Robin Hood movie...Seriously. AND, it's starring Russell Crowe....SERIOUSLY!!!?

Did you know that Jim Carrey has put on over 50 in preparation for the 3 Stooges movie? Pope wonders what he'll do in preparation for his new film, BALLS: The Fall and Lows of Ballsy Mahoney?

Well, that's it for now, and remember. "If you can't change the people AROUND you, then CHANGE the people around you!"~ Pope Has Spoken!