SCA WAS A SUCCESS!!!

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Broadway Have'em....Vince has made'em. But no one has showcased more than me...Who Am I?

TMZ = "Triphlyn- Mi-Zarks!"

HOW DARE YOU!

Im so disgusted right now. I was just informed of this beautiful moment in which Ric Flair was doing right by giving back to those that honor him and his legacy. But then these idiots decide to use derogatory slang to justify putting "The Greatest Wrestler of All Time" on their trashy site.

Kimbo Slice gets....Sliced!!??

As many probably know by now, the great undefeated and super hyped megastar sensation of MMA, Kimbo Slice was defeated by a, slice? Now here's the deal; being that yours truly was involved in many boxing matches in his career, I for one was built up in a Kimbo style fashion. What that means is that while I was not the trained boxer that some were, I was the show! And trust me, I had my fair share of supporters and an overwhelming amount of naysayers who couldn't wait for me to fall.

OJ Simpson...............Guilty!!

In other breaking news: The Florida State Trooper that purposely hit a fleeing African American with his police vehicle and then bragged about it afterwards was found, Not Guilty!!; and will be reinstated this week. O.J, you should've chose rob someone for YOUR belongings in Florida. Then again, maybe not!

What A Shocker.......Not!!!

Gee wiz! Why did it take THIS long. I mean, seriously! It's something that's overly embraced nowadays anyways. I mean seriously; If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and/or quacks like a duck....It's Michael Jackson!

The Black Pope Has Spoken!!!

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